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Old 02-17-2013, 12:04 PM
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One Friday, two young doctors decided to start a practice together.

One of the doctors spent all weekend planning marketing strategies, scheduling meetings wi tv/radio advertisers, and designing ads. The other did nothing.

They met on Monday to discuss their plans for attracting patients.

The industrious one recounted her busy weekend and stated that she would be spending the day meeting with advertisers and web designers.

The other doctor said that she did nothing all weekend and was going to spend the day sitting in their new office.

The industrious one was incredulous. "I've spent hours and hours doing all of this work!!

Why aren't you doing anything at all?!"

The other doctor calmly replied, "Patients come to those who wait."