I feel so guilty, I am headed for lunch in a little while to have a Steak and Cheese sub with french fried potatoes and a few beers to wash it down. Now I probably won't even enjoy desert. I know I would live longer if I watched my diet more, but just how boring do you want to live your life. I would be sad without greasy food and cold beer. Then I would get depressed and commit harry carry. Then my wife would lose all respect for me and my life would have been for nothing.
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