Mistranslations
Taken from a car rental brochure in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigour!
In a hotel in Yugolavia:
The flattening if underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a laundry in Rome:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
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