A championship thoroughbred race horse, newly retired.
What a life!
After years of travelling across the country as a pampered athlete who garnered fame, fortune, and adulation, I would get to settle into a care-free, all-expenses paid lifestyle living on a huge, upscale, verdant farmland of rolling hills over which I could gallop the
day away.
I would be fed and groomed and fussed over every day, and be entitled to free medical care for life, and be in demand to provide all of the...um...uh...companionship
that I could want.