Mr. Mayor… I would like to be a part of the golf group, if only to give the others a good laugh

. (However some might cry after seeing what I can do on the golf course.) I’m a beginner but played a little before we moved here. Never got a birdie, but did have a bad experience with a squirrel once

. Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and some Sundays work for me.