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Old 03-08-2013, 05:22 PM
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They show up at the Publix in Colony Plaza after 9:00 p.m. expecting it to be open. They are shocked to see a sign advertising Happy Hours starting at 3:00 p.m. and beautiful custom golf cars parked on streets and in parking lots. They do not know why the map of The Villages has a huge white blank space near its center. Their clothing stands out in the crowds at SS and SL. They want to pet and feed the alligators.
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