We once were godparents to a litter of kittens born on the wrong side of the blanket; we are pretty sure their parents weren't wed or even had a commitment. So the poor little furry ones we tried to help with their status in life by giving them the names of fine learning institutions.
They were called Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Vassar and Radcliffe.
Didn't help. They showed signs of the same promiscuity that led their parents astray.We had them neutered and found homes for them.
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