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Originally Posted by KennyC
Anyone want to adopt me?
I know that I am a bit older, 51....so???????
I really want to retire and move to TV.
I own a business here, so I just can't "up and leave"....unless I get adopted.
My new parents should have the following:
A POOL.....I have one now, so it is hard to give up.
A Nice Golf Cart
An extra bedroom
Patience
Any takers?
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I might be persuaded to adopt you on a few conditions:
1) I'm 53 and my wife is 51 so your new Mom and Dad would not be much older than you.
2) You must keep your room clean and make your bed every day.
3) Since it's TV your curfew is 9:10 PM every night, this will give you 10 minutes to get home after dancing at the square.
4) No guest in your bedroom, any visitors will need to be entertained in the guest areas of the house.
5) You must empty the garbage every day.
6) You mentioned a business you own. How successful? Mom and I are retired and live on a fixed income so we will need a few thousand room and board. lets just round it off to 4 k a month.
If any of the above rules are broken we will kick you out but would still expect as our son that you would still continue to support us financially in the manner we will quickly become accustom too with your $4k a month. Love your new Mom and Dad