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Originally Posted by Cantwaittoarrive
I might be persuaded to adopt you on a few conditions:
1) I'm 53 and my wife is 51 so your new Mom and Dad would not be much older than you.
2) You must keep your room clean and make your bed every day.
3) Since it's TV your curfew is 9:10 PM every night, this will give you 10 minutes to get home after dancing at the square.
4) No guest in your bedroom, any visitors will need to be entertained in the guest areas of the house.
5) You must empty the garbage every day.
6) You mentioned a business you own. How successful? Mom and I are retired and live on a fixed income so we will need a few thousand room and board. lets just round it off to 4 k a month.
If any of the above rules are broken we will kick you out but would still expect as our son that you would still continue to support us financially in the manner we will quickly become accustom too with your $4k a month. Love your new Mom and Dad
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Okay..........
1) WOW...you're like OLD......wife....not so much.
2) I do keep my room clean....and I throw the comforter over the pillows every morning...that count?
3) LMAO!.....I will be "helping clean up" at the one bar that stays open past 10pm.
4) Ummmm....okay....what if you guys wake up?
5) By the term, "empty", do you mean bring it OUT...to the curb?....Do you have a NICE golf cart that could help me accomplish this?
6) yes, it is successful....I don't know how because I am pretty lazy...I think that we need to meet somewhere in the middle, because I really won't be doing anything constructive, productive, or financially rewrding once I get "adopted"......say....$200/month because I can make that mowing some lawns on a riding mower.
Yes, as your new son, I would continue to send you the $200/month as long as my "newer" parents work that into the allowance..........
Did I mention allowance?