Breaking News Part 2 – 08:01am 1st April 2013;
Because the NAPIT Group recognised very early the incredible commercial possibilities for UK Plc and its close allies, a team of Politicians, Bankers, Agricultural and Supermarket leaders have been brought into the loop by the NAPIT Group – Gillyland Partnership to enable a fast response once the breakthrough had been achieved in order to ensure that British and American Industry has the best possible lead over foreign competitors.
A spokesperson, apparently from the Government Department for Business Innovation and Skills on hearing the news stated;
“This fantastic breakthrough by the NAPIT Group – Gillyland Partnership Technical team is yet more evidence of the high technical ability of British and American Engineers and their fantastic ability in being able to think outside the box in finding unique solutions to what some would claim are insurmountable problems”.
A spokesperson, reputedly for the UK and USA Farming industries went on to say;
“We have been quietly building up our dairy industry since the NAPIT Group first informed us of the research, ready for the anticipated demand for traditional hard cheeses once the technology had been cracked by the NAPIT Group – Gillyland Partnership team and they have given the go ahead for the announcement and we are very optimistic now for the future of the British and American dairy industry.
Overall this really is good news for British and American farming, not only for Milk Production for making the suitable Cheeses, but also for the huge opportunity to use the enlarged dairy herds to produce the raw sewage for use in Anaerobic Digesters (which basically make Gas from Excrement), which is a win-win situation for us farmers.”
The Association of Supermarkets, another body who were privy to the original NAPIT Group research activity apparently announced this morning that their members will be offering Mature Cheddar, Red Leicester, Cheshire and Double Gloucester, if available, at half price for anyone buying at least a five pound portion, which is apparently the smallest viable battery size, before 12 o’clock today.
A ‘Banking for Britain and the USA’ spokesperson went on to say
“The World-Wide Banking Industry has had so much bad press of late that when we heard of this initiative by the NAPIT Group-Gillyland Partnership Technical team, we decided immediately to give it our full backing.
Later today, before 12 o’clock, a special hotline will be set up for British and American companies to ring if they want to borrow the funds to develop a manufacturing base to produce the Cheebat.
The NAPIT Group have kindly offered the use of their Electrical Engineers to help us validate applications for funding”
Finally, the last word is from a consortium of Members of Parliament in the UK and Senators in the USA who formed a small international and highly confidential cross party committee when they were informed by the NAPIT Group of the impending breakthrough and its implications for British and American Industry, they went on to say;
“In the current economic climate, it really is heartening to hear that the NAPIT Group, a British company, with their American partners the Gillyland Engineers, have completed such a vitally important piece of research
Implications for the British and American economy are truly awe-inspiring and we predict that this product should create around 150,000 jobs throughout the UK and around 500,000 jobs throughout America over the next two years.
The Cheebat initiative is of such national and indeed world importance, that we have formed this cross party committee to oversee its development and we are working with the NAPIT Group - Gillyland Engineers to enable British and American firms to embrace the new technology and hopefully gain a world wide commercial advantage.
Working closely with the ‘Banking for Britain and America’ movement and the NAPIT Group – Gillyland Partnership, we hope to be able to convince the two Treasuries to offer to support any loans from the Banks with a central government grant system for both British and American companies and possibly householders as well at a later date.
The prospects and applications for this are endless and this breakthrough by the NAPIT Group - Gillyland Partnership couldn’t have come at a better time than in the days before the G20 summit, it will really give the Prime Minister and President something to be proud and indeed boastful about”