Dear Gillylanders,
As you will have seen from A4's post earlier, a drama hit the neighbourhood today.
After shots were heard around 11:30 in the vicinity of A4's new home, His Worship the Mayor dispached his Head of Administration and his Administration Assistant to determine whether there was a neighbourhood crisis or if it was just some drunken fool letting off steam.
On arrival at A4's home, two bodies were discovered laid on the drive;
which were duly marked, using real proper crime scene chalk supplied by the our own local Chief of Police (Ret).
Attachment 11922
A number of empty shell cases were discovered, 22's and 38's, suggesting that there were two PERPS (which caused a panic with the His Worship the Mayors PERCS team, who thought they were under suspicion until the difference was explained to them).
The shells were duly identified and and marked at the scene;
Attachment 11923
and the crime scene, taped off;
Attachment 11924
Just before the police were called, one of the 'bodies' gave a groan and rolled over, followed by the other one, both of which turned out to be drunken oafs (as suspected by His Worship the Mayor), who then proceeded to rise and stagger down the street, shouting about how excited they were that A4 was finally coming to the neighbourhood.
Just before the 'Crime Scene' was cleared, A4, his lovely wife and Mum arrived back from the 'Closing' to a chaotic scene, where workmen were milling about, refusing to cross the crime scene line, the Neighbourhood Watch was ringing the Police and the Head of Administration (HoA) and his Administration Assistant were trying their best not to keel over laughing.
Calm was finally restored and the HoA proceeded to ask the usual questions from His Worship the Mayor for anyone entering our neighbourhood, which were;
1. Do you Mrs A4, promise to keep A4 under control and not let him be drunk and disorderly around the neighbourhood more than 2 or 3 times a week? - to which she answered - "I DO"
2. Do you A4, promise not to land any A4-Skyhawks in the street -To which he answered - "ONLY ON BRINKELY"
With the final question to MUM, which was;
3. Do you MUM, promise to keep these to Party Animals in check, so they don't become a nuisance - to which she answered - "I DO"
These being the correct answers they were offically welcomed to the neighbourhood - phew!
