as it was explained to me, I could not get sinkhole insurance on the pre owned I just purchased, but I am covered for a "catastrophic ground collapse" IF the county condemns the house as uninhabitable. Decided I just don't want to worry about it. Statistics are on my side.
I don't have elephant stampede insurance either, but a man in Sumter Square sold me some elephant repellent and it has worked since ever since I sprinkled it all over the lawn. As a matter of fact, it keeps them away from my neighbor's yard too.
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