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Originally Posted by mgjim

In the early 80's I lived in a neighborhood in Seoul, Korea that didn't have a central sewage system. The SSTs (S*** Sucking Trucks) came through just about every day.

One day, as I was walking to work, I was nearly run over by one of the sewage trucks. I was imagining the Army having to notify my next of kin that I was killed by a truck full of poop.

Now that would not look good on a tombstone. I wonder how they would write it?

Forasmuch as it hath pleased Almighty God of his great mercy to take unto himself the soul of our dear brother here departed, we therefore commit his body to the ground; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life, through our Lord Jesus Christ; who shall change our vile body and the poop smeared on it, that it may be like unto his glorious body, according to the mighty working, whereby he is able to subdue all things to himself.