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Romance

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you!

The husband, typically male romantic, replied,
"I am on the toilet.
Please advise."