This thread is just a great way to start the day, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
Now to get serious, if you are worried about the Florida sun there is a line of sun products made in Arizona that actually work. I have a girlfriend in Arizona who recommended them to me.
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Has anyone heard of Jean Robertson the humorist? She is 70-ish and has some great videos on the effects on aging on the body
Jeanne Robertson humorist speaker Official Site Book for business meetings, conventions, keynote speeches. Toastmasters Golden Gavel award winner for funny stuff. Online humor store books, videos, audio tapes.. Watch her stuff and then don't worry about your arms coming round and slapping you silly!, and you could always get one of those filmy floating gauzy shirts which cover you from head to toe and look so romantic. Wear that with a huge floppy hat and massive shades and no one will be able to see the real you! You could float through the Squares like a movie star, BUT what you gonna do with the old guy on your arm?