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Originally Posted by lightworker888
How To Dress Appropriately As You Age
Many of us over 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. In-line skates and a walker
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion :
13. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your
mind when you shop.
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This may be old but it was hysterical to read out loud...........
The visuals !!!!!!!!!!!!!!