Now just wait a minute - we have all these pooping dogs in TV that would probably be more than happy to hang around the pool for a few days to rid them of these pests. I for one have an Aussie that just about loses his mind when the ducks land in the backyard and he LOVES to swim. So just let me know and I will be more than happy to bring him to your neighborhood pool to chase off the ducks. He will not poop in the water and if he poops by the mailbox station I will pick it up and take it home. Please contact me - he is very anxious to get started.
OP - I am in no way trying to diminish the severity of this problem, but I just couldn't help myself. Hope you understand.
