News Flash;
Panic and chaos hit the USA.
A BBC quiz show in the UK yesterday, the 15th June 2013, has sparked panic and chaos in the USA after it revealed that the second most common name in the USA is ‘Johnson’
This was something both the CIA and the FBI were trying to keep secret and it is not known at this time how the BBC found out such sensitive information.
The Tourist Industry are particularly concerned that the influx of Tourists will be severely curtailed if they get wind of the fact that there may be tens or even hundreds of thousands of A4’s, playing pranks and getting drunk and disorderly throughout the North American Continent!
An urgent communique, believed to be from the President’s office (or from somewhere in Washington) has announced the immediate formation of a national data base of ‘Cathy’s’ and ‘Cathy’s Mums’, so that they can be directed into action once an A4 copycat has been detected.
Both Federal and State legislation is being proposed where every time an A4 is found moving into a neighbourhood, a declaration, borrowed from the successful control mechanism undertaken in GilChrist, is issued, which requires an A4 to promise;
1. Not to land any planes in the neighbourhood (except on Brinkley)
2. Not to get drunk and disorderly more than two times a week
3. To obey without question, control orders from the assigned ‘Cathy’
4. Not to try and use charm or any other influence on their assigned ‘Cathy’ such that the assigned ‘Cathy’s Mum’ loses control over them both
His Worship the Mayor and his Gilchrist PERCS and FLAPS teams have been contacted by Washington to form an advisory body to advise other useful courses of action, based upon their extensive yearlong A4 control experiences.
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