[DougB]

1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down

3. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

4. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

5. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

6. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

7. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

8. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.