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Old 07-11-2013, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by duffysmom View Post
In order for a man who is fully clothed to pee he has to expose himself. My solution is to carry a "cattle prod". Here is why a cattle prod would be effective in this situation.

"The voltage in a stun gun is high enough to dump electricity into the entire body. The lower voltage in a cattle prod only shocks someone at the point of contact."

Now you know my feelings about peeing in public.

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An Angry Woman
And uh, where would that point of contact be?
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