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Originally Posted by getdul981
Now you know that's not politically correct. Racial profiling. You'r gonna have Eric Holder after you.
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Nah, but if I said this it would be racial profiling:
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the
newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the
life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh.
Then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" – says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: - "I am a Saudi!"
The next day the newspapers read:
"Islamic extremist kills innocent American
dog.”
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