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Old 08-03-2013, 10:46 AM
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I've wondered how some of my coworkers made it through 4 (or more) years of college but have no common sense.

I've wondered how some of my male coworkers ever found a wife...or these guys must behave much better at home than they do at the office.

I've wondered if some of my male coworkers have a special "lazy man spray" that they spray on themselves in the parking lot just before entering the office. The lazy man spray stays effective for approximately 8 hours and wears off soon after leaving the office for the day.

I've wondered how some of my male coworkers know how to use their work computers to find out how their stocks are doing, how their favorite sports team is doing or find out the latest sports gossip, but apparently have no idea how to use their work computers to manage the projects that are assigned to them.