The Return of Mr. Midnight
Mr. Midnight's come a callin'
Many of his parts are now fallin'
Now he does mostly brawlin'
Over those Sumter Landing seats drawlin'
He sends many away crawlin'
Some he gives a maulin'
But never does he try Miley's trawlin'
As that would leave him ballin'
And not in a way that's darlin'
Maybe he should just fish for Marlin.
He does not want to feel the jerkin'
If he tries Miley's twerkin'
As this would lead to much smirkin'
Because of what is sometimes lurkin'
He still sometimes finds it workin'
Especially when there's pills still quirkin'
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