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Originally Posted by WVMtnBoy
I have thoroughly questioned said senior citizen and she assures me that you were not home when she visited the second said senior citizen so you could not have, therefore, subjected her to any questioning. I however have used a high wattage compact flourescent light, duck tape and a piece of mining cable (left over from my State Police days) to extract the truth from said senior citizen. She knows nothing about the aforementioned "Midnight Maneuvers". Me thinks that you are throwing out a red herring to deflect suspicion from the true guilty party!
Sincerely,
Hizzohonr
The Mayor |
YADA - YADA - YADA
That thumping sound in the neighborhood this morning must have been the bus running over your "Honorable" butt.
The Treasury is EMPTY.
To pay for all that furniture you want for your new office you should consider "SUB-LETTING" the basement . . . . . maybe to the person or persons that assisted you in your midnight signage maneuvers.
During half time of the West Virginia and William & Mary game today, the Water Boarding Committee will be paying you a visit. We'll get the truth out of the bunch of you. (P.S. . . . . is it true that only Mary is playing today because they are saving William for the Big Boys ??)