I'm having a hard time equating the eating of muffins, cookies, ice cream, cakes, cobblers and pies as a government conspiracy. I like all those things and I eat them occasionally. I also like apples, and I eat them too. It's my choice whether, or how much I eat of all those things. Subjugation by dessert just seems like a bit much.
I want to express my thanks and admiration to the Extension Service specifically and the University of Florida in general for all they do for us. Keep up the good work!