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Originally Posted by sunny46
When "they" arrive you can't go anywhere or do anything. I love the cooler weather coming but I dread the masses about to come. This place just isn't made for that many people at one time. When "they" are here, we go to other towns to shop and eat and avoid The Villages. We haven't been to the squares in 4 years!
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Well this will be my first winter as a snowbird and there are some things I need to know before arriving.
1. How do I make myself less conspicuous, besides covering up my obvious lack of a suntan?
2. Does The Villages provide "blend-in 101 classes" for snowbirds?
3. Should I cover my out of state license plate when I park my car?
4. Is it true that alligators can spot a snowbird from at least 100 yards and target them instead of frogs?
5. Is it really true that I have to ring a bell and walk around shouting "snowbird -unclean"?
just wondering
