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Originally Posted by Shimpy
I feel sorry for those who don't drink because when they wake up in the morning that's the best that they will feel all day.
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Aw, don't feel too sorry for us, Shimpy. Believe me, I have more fun hanging out with drinkers than you do. I could probably write a book with all the info that has slipped out of those slurring lips. People really let their inhibitions down after a few and share things they never thought they would. Now if you're sharing with another drinker, they may forget what was confided during the outing but not us sobersides!
I don't have a problem with social drinking. Wish I could still have a good, straight up martini but a health issue won't cut me any slack there. I don't want anyone to feel sorry for me though, I am enjoying a new entertainment by observing the embibers.
Grandpa's ideology on drinking was: There are two kinds of fools, the one's that drink too much and those that won't drink at all.