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Old 10-06-2013, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by kittygilchrist View Post
Apparently, I'm not afraid of very much. Here's a list of things people have said they are afraid of in TV:
  1. Murder
  2. People drinking and driving
  3. Dog poop
  4. Teenagers
  5. Sex offenders
  6. Alligators
  7. Big birds eating dogs
  8. Coyotes
  9. Possums
  10. Neighbors
  11. Men drinking and packing heat
  12. Anyone who carries a gun.
  13. Drivers of all sorts
  14. Nails on the street (that post was mine)
  15. People who don't like poop in their yards.
  16. Children dancing.
  17. Drug addicts.
  18. Lightning.
  19. Hurricanes.
  20. Solicitors.
  21. Everybody who doesn't live here.
  22. Correction on totv by the moderator.
  23. Running out of toilet paper (also mine)
Oh dear, I've hardly begun...a little help here...
How about:

sink holes

Tornadoes

robberies

burglaries

assaults and batteries (including overcharging golf cart batteries causing fires)

Fire ants

termites

rats

STDs

errant golf balls

not getting a desirable tee time

Train whistles/noise

sewage treatment plant odors

snakes from garden to rattlers, copperheads, water moccasins, pythons and anacondas - both in and out of toilets

The IRS issue

running out of beer
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