I have applied for a government grant which will be used to prove my theory that dogs are actually alien beings from other solar systems and that their "owners" are brainwashed abductees utilized purely as life support systems in a bizarre host/parasite relationship. That leg humping thing is their way of marking potential "hosts" for their Friends Their dangly bits and behinds secrete a chemical that makes humans attribute childlike human qualities to them. The critters transfer this chemical to humans by licking themselves then licking the humans either on the lips, nose, or eyes. Forewarned is forearmed.
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