[Patty55]

Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken

I have applied for a government grant which will be used to prove my theory that dogs are actually alien beings from other solar systems and that their "owners" are brainwashed abductees utilized purely as life support systems in a bizarre host/parasite relationship. That leg humping thing is their way of marking potential "hosts" for their Friends Their dangly bits and behinds secrete a chemical that makes humans attribute childlike human qualities to them. The critters transfer this chemical to humans by licking themselves then licking the humans either on the lips, nose, or eyes. Forewarned is forearmed.

Whoa, I sometimes have these kinds of thoughts about TV, only it's not the aliens doing it, it's THEM. That we are living the plot of a bad horror movie where we have been assembled by THEM to suck the power from our brains to power up something like a submarine (maybe a big boat).

Oh, BTW, good luck with that grant, the fed is closed, hell they don't even have towel service at the gym.