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Default Re: Chuckle Of The Day

Three elderly men, great friends from the local church congregation, were asked:

"When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say? "

Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a
Fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher
and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Don said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"
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