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Old 04-26-2007, 06:20 PM
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Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's
roommate, Rachel, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Rachel, and this had only made her more
curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Rachel than met the
eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Rachel and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Rachel came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle;
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but
I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom:

I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
Brian

Several days la ter, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Rachel, I'm not saying that you "do
not" sleep with Rachel. But the fact remains that if Rachel is sleeping in
her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love,
Mom