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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all
talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most
beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest
person in the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World
Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking
deliriously happy.

"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now
officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly
confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"