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Second Career

Tom was in his early 50's, retired and started a second career.

However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day,
5, 10,15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the
Boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he
called him into the office for a talk.
"Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up
job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome.'

"Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's
odd though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air
Force.What did they say if you came in late there?"

"They said, "Good morning, General."