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Old 05-04-2007, 10:05 PM
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Three dead bodies

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles
on their faces. The coroner calls the police to ask them what
happened.

The Coroner tells the Inspector, "The first body is a 72 year old
Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence
the enormous smile."

"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand
dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol
poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Nancy
Pelosi, Speaker of the House, age 66, struck by lightning."

"Why is she smiling then," inquires the Inspector.

"She thought she was having her picture taken!"