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I suspect they're all too busy engaging in Village sex. In April, this web blog had a regular following and your question would have generated a dozen comments. Maybe the folks who follow TOTV are on their way North. Unless you're the first one in the neighborhood, you might want to see who your neighbors are using, especially if you're not going to be down full-time. This way, you've got some assurance that several neighbors would miss him if he failed to show up regularly.