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DATING IN 1957

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up
his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with
his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes
to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and
invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why
don't you have a seat?" she says.

He says, "That's cool."

Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning
to do.

Harold replies politely that they will probably just
go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie.

Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go
out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold
and he says "Wha...aaat?"

"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue
really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if
we let her!"

Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to
ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the
evening.

A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in
her little poodle skirt with Her saddle shoes, and
announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts
his date out the front door while Mom is saying,
"Have a good Evening kids," with a small wink for
Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled
Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door
behind her and screams at her mother: "Dammit, Mom!
The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!