[JohnZ]

Oh what the heck.....another parrot joke....just for giggles.

An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down next to him. The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange, and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes, and he was wearing bright, neon-colored clothes. The old man just stared at him. The boy looked at the older man and said in a smart tone, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?" The old man answered, "Well, yes, actually I have, son. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."