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Lone Ranger & Tonto...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for
the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men
fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the
Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky,
what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions
of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past
three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord
is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber
than buffalo sh.it. It means someone stole tent."