Re: New Chuckle of the Day
Take a diversion from politics for a few seconds...
In case you didn't know...
School: A place where Papa pays and son plays
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after election
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