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Since we haven't offended blondes lately...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea,
and then ..." He sighed ................ "Let's put all of the Frosted Flakes back in the box.



Going to take a break for a few days down in balmy Village land where we intend to stay cool with some of that
delicious Bruster's Ice Cream...Please feel free to add your own humor to this thread.
I never intended to be the sole source here.