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I thought this was hilarious, so don't flame me. Please enjoy.

For a guy, I consider myself to be ok, when it comes to keeping my house clean and updated. I bought two new bedspreads, and was in the process of taking off the old ones. I cound get the mattress cover to move. I then saw it was held in by large safety pins. OMG

I thought to myself if the mattress cover didn't fit, then why not return it to the store as defective. You could have knocked me over with a feather.

I then went to the guest bedroom, and saw a sock that I thought had fallen down and was caught between the mattress and wall. Upon futher examination, I found the socks, (there were two), were stapled to the wall Double OMG.