[JohnZ]

Glue a 1 Iron to your roof. Lee Travino said that even God can't hit a 1 Iron. Here's a great marketing/sales idea for folks in The Villages. Lightning rods shaped like 1 Irons......buy now...operators are standing by.....but wait.....that's not all.....buy one regular 1 Iron for your home and we'll send you a mini-1 Iron for your golf cart....absolutely free.

Ok....ok.....this post should be under the July Chuckle topic.....but hey....it wasn't that funny. While lightning is no laughing matter, the chances of you or your house getting hit is pretty slim, like winning the lottery. Which reminds me.....I bought a ticket for yesterday's drawing of Mega Money and I gotta check the numbers. The odds of winning are 1 in 2,986,522 but I'm crossing my fingers anyway (something I don't do during a thunderstorm).