Re: July Chuckles
How Much Would You Give?
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is
moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold
up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson,
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they
are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going
from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
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