Re: July Chuckles
KenMac, Thanks for adding to this collection. I leave the serious stuff to other intellects. I've been surprised that no one else, except JohnZ has posted any jokes here. Everyone's sense of humor is different and you always run the risk of offending someone--unintentionally of course. Happy that you enjoyed a few laughs here. Please continue to post jokes as you find them. -George
Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140
or higher. A few years ago, there was a Mensa Convention
in San Francisco, and several members lunched at a local cafe.
While dining, they discovered that their saltshaker con-
tained pepper and their pepper shaker was full of salt.
How could they swap the contents of the bottles without
spilling, and using only the implements at hand? Clearly
this was a job for Mensa! The group debated and presented
ideas, and finally came up with a brilliant solution in-
volving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer. They
called the waitress over to dazzle her with their solution.
"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the
pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker..."
"Oh," the waitress interrupted. "Sorry about that." She
unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.
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