Re: July Chuckles
LESSONS FROM NOAH AND HIS ARK
EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW, I LEARNED FROM NOAH'S ARK!
1. Don't miss the boat.
2. Remember that we are all in the same boat.
3. Plan ahead; it wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
4. Stay fit. When you are 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really
big..
5. Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
6. Build your future on high ground.
7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
9. When you are stressed,float awhile.
10. Remember--amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.
11. No matter the storm, when you're at peace with yourself and with God, there is always a rainbow waiting.
Take time in your hectic day to not miss the boat; even better, don’t rock it.
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