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12-12-2013, 03:37 PM
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Eternal Member
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Formerly Refrigerated in Upstate NY, Now in village near Colony Plaza
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Here's my contribution:
- Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they'll be a mile away and barefoot.
- I can only please one person per day. Looks like today's not your day and tomorrow's not looking much better.
- I do exercise, but I only do a couple situps each day, and that's only when I have to get out of bed to pee.
- Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate.
- Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
There! Now aren't you glad you asked? 
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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