Re: July Chuckles
*GOOD
*Madison, WI, policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem -- a 12-year old boy
was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR
TRAP AHEAD." The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a
bit further down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full
of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
*BETTER
*A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being a wise guy, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
*BEST
*A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball.
He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his
patrol car and left.
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