I would come if I thought it would make me feel better. But I doubt that it will. I don't mean any offense to anyone. I'm sure you are all very nice people. As some of you might know, I don't smoke, don't drink and don't eat processed foods. That being the case, how would I be celebrating New Year's Eve? I would be what's known as "a wet blanket".

Besides I plan on being in bed by 11:00 pm. (watch what you're thinking, I mean in bed by myself.)
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!