Re: August Chuckles
Florida Seniors:
:chillout:
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida
adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench.
After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?"
He replies, "I lived here years ago."
"So, where were you all these years?"
"In prison," he says.
"Why did they put you in prison?"
He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."
"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..."
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A man was telling his neighbor in Sun City Center, "I just bought a new
hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.
It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
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A little old man shuffled slowly into the "Orange Dipper", an ice cream
parlor in Leesburg, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "arthritis."
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